Last night I woke up in a panic thinking a bug had crawled in my mouth. I could feel it there lodged up on the roof of my palate. Horrified and still mostly asleep, I sat straight up and began spitting frantically onto the sheet.
This morning I woke up, and after about an hour I remembered this incident. God, did a bug actually crawl in my mouth?! It wouldn't entirely shock me, but it was not a pleasant thought.
I poured myself a bowl of Golden Grahams and sat down on the bed. Reached up to scratch my arm. Stuck there, right near my elbow, was a sliver of red Ricola cough drop. Leaning over, I found the evidence needed to ease my worried mind - several spots of pink scattered around the sheet near my pillow.
The dreaded bug? Merely a mischievous cough drop.
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